Hi, I'm Dan

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I'm a duck. My greatest love is eating peas, especially of the "medicated" variety. My job? Wading around rice paddies hunting pest bugs. It's okay. Nice when a job has a built-in snack. I'm trans (he/him), and my dysphoria makes me grumpy. Especially the egg laying. I guess I'm the star of the Dastardly Ducks? But it doesn't seem like all it's quacked up to be.

Let's Talk

My creators set it up so I can talk to you using something called "GPeaTea." I don't know what the hell that is. Sounds like a tasty drink? Not like they'll ever share it with me, though. There are a few different places we can talk.